‘SpongeKnob SquareNuts’ Is The Most Ill-Conceived Porn Parody Yet [VIDEO]

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I realize it must be getting tougher and tougher to make money on the traditional filmmaking side of porn, being that the Internet gives us all access to an unlimited supply of free digital content.

And I also understand that the recent explosion of the “porn parody” sub-genre has done a great job of using novelty to put pornography back in the mainstream conversation with amused bloggers writing up posts just like this one.

But let’s not get it twisted, people: the point of porn — all porn — is arousal.

Yes, not every type of porn might not arouse every person. But no matter where you personally file midgets or golden showers or 18″ black dongs on your arousal scale, someone, somewhere is getting off on that stuff.

But if you’re getting excited about seeing this more-ghoulish-than-Beatlejuice take on SpongeBob SquarePants, there is something wrong with you.

This is not “porn parody.” This is “parody of porn parody.” This is some esoteric new genre of filmmaking that we may never have seen before. This is like some art house sh*t.

So go: go watch SpongeKnob SquareNuts. Just don’t call it porn. It’s above all that.

via Gawker

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