The 4 Types of Bar: A Survival Guide

Alcohol is great. I was drinking alcohol last night and I’m pretty sure I’ll be drinking alcohol again today. And not just because it’s a Friday, but because it’s ANY-day. [Image via Shutterstock.]
If you want alcohol, one of the best places to procure it is at a bar. At bars, you’re able to drink in the company of other people, which, for some reason, society deems more acceptable than drinking alone in your closet.
But there’s a reason you (aka I) often resort to drinking alone in your (aka my) closet, and that’s because bars can be tough to navigate.
Luckily, the guys over at Cracked have boiled down each and every saloon into 4 simple types — and they have the survival guide you need to handle them all…

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