While our buddies over at Cracked break down every single way not to f*ck up the new Die Hard movie coming out next month, I really think there’s only one rule to make sure anything John McClane related is awesome: Make sure a Gruber is involved. Think about it. This is the fifth Die Hard, right? So far they are 2 for 4 in terms of quality. And the better two had a Gruber involved. Sure, they’re heading back to Russia, John’s son is involved, and it’s got an R rating; but if there’s no Gruber, no bueno. Seriously.
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