As horrible as this is for me to say, not everyone was born equal. Some people have really horrible names. Some of those people with horrible names were born with gifts that made them professional athletes. Luckily for us, professional athletes unwillingly volunteer themselves to be part of the public sphere, which allows us to make fun of anything or everything they are involved with. This includes their names. Like did you know there was an NBA player named Longar Longar? Or how about a NFL star Sonny Sixkiller? Don’t even get me started on Milton Bradley.
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