How ‘Safe’ Should Your Sex Be? [He Said/She Said]
This week’s discussion revolves around everyone’s least favorite subject: the idea of safe sex. [lead image via Shutterstock]
Safe sex is boring, everyone knows that — even chicks hate condoms. But when the other option is playing the guessing game of “what color is my pee going to be today,” excitement isn’t all that fun. That’s why it’s important to try and find an appropriate middle-ground in your search for what feels good and what won’t kill you. The question is where is that middle ground?
For example, people talk about oral sex with a condom on. I can’t speak for the ladies as to what it feels like, but as a man, I can barely feel anything with a condom on when I’m having sex. There’s just no way in the world that a woman’s mouth would be able to make me feel anything worthwhile. (Edit: Unless she’s a professional — in which case I don’t think there’s going to be much you can do about that.)
So I guess the moral of the story is find that middle-ground before you have to get a blow job with a condom on. I’ll leave it up to you guys as to where that is. I don’t know what else to say. I guess the whole purpose of this discussion was to talk about how stupid getting head with a condom sounds. Ladies, please don’t do this.