Every news outlet wants to be the first to break a story, especially if it’s juicy gossip.
But what if you’re a 3D animation house? Taiwanese animation house NMA (Next Media Animation) busted out this full 86 second video three days after Kanye West announced that his sperm worked and Kim Kardashian was pregnant. That means one of three things happened.
1) NMA bribed someone to leak some juicy Kimye gossip early, so they could get a jump on making the cartoon and seem more impressive with their quick release.
2) NMA, like any logical person, assumed that Kim would get pregnant to ensure at least nine more months of relevance for both the rapper and the, umm, what does she do again? Professional rich person, right.
3) Taiwanese working conditions are terrible, and the moment the announcement happened, slave drivers began whipping their sad, underpaid animators for three days straight, causing widespread seizures inside NMA but a timely finished product for the rest of the world.