If you’re single tomorrow night, you’re going to try to hook up, so get to planning.
The geniuses over at College Humor made this video to remind you of how lame you’re going to feel if you end up as the lonely guy eating eggs when the ball drops. Here’s a checklist of things to do to make sure you begin 2013 with an awkward boner and blue balls from making out instead of just blue balls from being rejected.
1) Invite one or more single females to the party.
2) Dress like you’ve had sex before and liked it.
3) Don’t get belligerently drunk until after midnight.