Christmas: it’s our favorite time of year for many reasons — gifts, alcohol, family, alcohol, those funny fat mall Santas and, of course, their opposites, sexy cheerleader Santa’s helpers.
Now, some may question, “What do sexy Santa’s helpers have to do with football?” Um, they have everything to do with football.
Santa loves football. You’d love football too if you had off 364 days a year. What do you think he does with all his free time? Huge sports fan. That’s why there are no football games on Christmas this year. He said that’s the only day I’m working and he pulled some strings. Didn’t want to miss anything.
And, obviously, Santa is a huge Cowboys fan because he’s a bandwagoning sellout.
Little known facts about Santa. Now look at the gallery.