20 Women Tim Tebow Should Tebown Post-Camilla Bell [PHOTOS]

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Today must be a tough day for Tim Tebow or his fans. Not only has he reportedly broken up with Camilla Belle, he’s not returning to New York. I guess it’s fair to say that he’ll be “born again” in 2013.All eyes are once again looking to Jacksonville as the spot where Tebow will eventually land a job, but what about his love interest? Who’s that going to be? Obviously he’s no longer worried about the playoffs, but we’re sure there’s a ton of other stuff a third-string QB needs to think about (what Bible verse to read, what bad words rhyme with Sanchez, etc.). So we’ve done him the favor of figuring out a few ladies we think would be good for him.

Ashley Greene: Although Tim was born in the Phillipines, he grew up in and around Florida. Ashley’s from Jacksonville and also happens to love virgins. She stole Joe Jonas’.

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Alyssa Milano: Alyssa bangs baseball players like you breathe oxygen, and Tim Tebow took batting practice – hitting 12 homeruns in 15 pitches @ the University of Memphis.

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Cameron Diaz: I mean, does Cameron need a reason to be on this list? Doesn’t she date every athlete?

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Erin Andrews: You know that she’s on her way out and needs some serious inside information on the league’s hottest commodity. Who better to get it from than the man (the myth / the legend) himself?

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Gisele Bundchen: It’s definitely not Tebow’s style, but seriously… wouldn’t Gisele fill the empty Heisman void on Tebow’s mantle nicely?

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Hayden Panettiere: She just broke up with Vladimir Klitschko and needs another way-to-big-for-her-small-framed-body stud in her life.

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Houston: Once known for having gang-banged over 620 men (at one time a world record), the ex-pornstar has now seen the light and given her body to God. Since we all know that God is only a pseudonym for Tim Tebow, this is already a done deal. Check out Houston and some other pornstars that have given themselves to the Big Guy in the sky.

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Ronda Rousey: Even if you don’t like Tebow, you can’t deny that the man is jacked as f*ck. So when it comes time actually learning the ropes in bed, he’s going to need someone that he’s not going to accidentally injure. Another benefit is that she’s one of the few women who’d we’d like to have throw us around.

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Jenn Sterger: Jenn’s got it in for Tebow. As an alumni of FSU and sworn enemy of the Gators, she’ll do anything she can to ruin Tebow’s life. She’ll swipe his V-Card and never call him back in an attempt to decimate the most loyal man in the world.

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Jessica Bentley: This former Playboy Coed of the Week is a smoking hot alumni of the University of Florida. Obviously she’s got an eye on the second-coming, and the fact that she was a journalism major means she’ll do whatever she can to get a good story.

Michelle Ryan

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Michelle Ryan: Rex has done a pretty piss-poor job of keeping Tebow happy. But before Tim packs his bags and leaves New York for good, he’s still got one good shot at getting back at the big guy. Since it’s pretty much common knowledge that Michelle Ryan has a foot fetish and that “foot licking” isn’t really considered sex, this is a win-win situation for both of them.

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Julianne Hough: No man has had a chance to take this beauty to bed. That’s right, both Julianne and Tim are saving themselves for marriage.

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Kate Upton: It’s no secret that Kate Upton is at least somewhat interested in athletes. Having Tweeted with the Gronk, she might be interested in someone who hasn’t already f*cked a porn star.

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Lindsay Lohan: Linsday would be like a project for Tim… a fun, hot mess of a project that would involve him trying to save a soul from eternal damnation. Who knows, he might even learn to live a little.

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Ashley Manning

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Ashley Manning: The woman behind the man who started it all, Ashley Manning could be considered the woman responsible for taking Tebow’s job. If she hadn’t grown accustomed to such nice things, Peyton might never have felt pressured to make a return to the NFL.

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Minka KellyThe recently single Minka Kelly was in the news lately for having her engagement with Jeter annulled. Since Derek’s back in the game, it only makes sense that Minka’s going to try to go on a streak of her own.

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Stacy Kiebler: As one of the Premiere Women Who Wow’d, it would be just like Stacy to leave George Clooney and on to the next untouchable male star. She knows a thing or two how to make a man submit.

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Sydney Esiason: Not only is she nice on the eye, Tim’s already got the A-OK from the Sydney’s father, Boomer. “If he said he wanted to marry my daughter, I’d be happy as hell, because he’s that kind of person.”

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Taylor Swift: Taylor claims to be all holy and sh*t plus there’s even a parody of her song “15″ to the tune of the Tim because of his number.

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Eva Longoria

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Eva Longoria: Tim should realistically just burn all the bridges that he has in New York. Hey, Mark, you want to start before me despite absolutely blowing? How ’bout if I jack the girl who dumped you?

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