A Reason To Be Nice To Your Neighbors, Especially Around Christmas [PIC]
What do we really know about our neighbors? Having never formally met the guys I share a wall with, I know that they are closet Carly Rae Jepsen fans, and they could stand to turn the volume down when they watch porn in the middle of the day. If I was getting them something for Christmas it would be headphones.
But this guy in 3F wins the best neighbor award, and he obviously has a firm grasp on the true meaning of Christmas. No, not strippers – the “giving” thing. He’s not my neighbor, but I certainly wish he was.
And while $50 may not get you far at the strip club, it’s a push in the right direction… Unless that $50 is fake. Then it will get you a push in the wrong direction… out of the strip club.