At it’s heart, Santacon is a great idea. Under the guise of a charity, it’s a massive bar crawl enjoyed by people across the country. The bad news is that everyone under the age of 28 (ourselves included) heads out for a daytime rager. The result is a nightmare.
Alternatively titled, “20 Reasons Why Sane People Actually Hate Santacon,” here are the 20 drunkest people we could find from this weekend.