Santacon: Which One’s The Biggest D-Bag? [Video]

By Charlie December 15, 2012 4:30 pm Posted in Video Charlie g+ page

Let’s start with a disclaimer: We have nothing against Santa Con.

It’s a great way for people to get drunk and hook up while in costume during an otherwise stressful time of year. But every dude who goes to Santa Con wishes he was the only dude at Santa Con, surrounded by tart-like Ms. Santas and hordes of slutty elves. Ok, most dudes wants every interaction with the outside world to be along the same lines, but the point is, girls go to Santa Con to look hot and maybe hook up, and dudes go to look at them and try to hook up.

Problem is, dudes who dress as Santa almost always look douchey. It’s not flattering, and it makes you look like you’re trying too hard. The guys in this video prove this tenfold. They run the douche spectrum, and it’s hard to figure out which one’s douchiest. Most obviously, there’s the Santa with the Stewie Griffin mask on. That’s pretty sad. But then the Salvation Army guy who is willingly dancing with the Santas might not be less sad. And the two regular Santas with backpacks aren’t exactly exciting the ladies at Santa Con either. One of them decides being around the other Santas is too conformist, so he dances away. Dude, he dances away. We say he’s the winner.

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