Cocaine and breasts: two things guys can get addicted to, two things the government doesn’t want you to put up your nose. Now, finally, here’s a story that brings them together without using the phrase “blowing lines off of.”
A Panamanian woman flying from Bogata, Columbia was arrested in Spain when she was caught with three pounds of cocaine inside her breast implants.
WISH-TV reports that authorities became suspicious when they “noticed fresh scars and blood-stained gauze on her chest as well as pale patches beneath her skin.” Police “sent her to a local hospital where the implants were removed and found to contain cocaine.”
Just think, somewhere there’s a boyfriend who’s very upset for at least TWO VERY GOOD reasons.