Get Yourself A 1 Lb Snickers Bar For The Holidays

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Snickers slogan used to be “Snickers really satisfies you,” but that was then and people are fatter and greedier now. So it makes sense that the candy company would release a massive 1 pound candy bar for “families” to “share” over the holidays.

The 2,000 calorie dessert is labeled “Slice N’ Share,” but don’t let a f*cking candy bar boss you around. Just pick one up and bite right in. If you survive, you will have a story to tell your grandkids.

Oh, by the way, after eating a Snickers Slice N’ Share bar, you will no longer be able to reproduce, so you won’t have any grandkids.

via Daily Mail

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