Get Yourself A 1 Lb Snickers Bar For The Holidays

Snickers slogan used to be “Snickers really satisfies you,” but that was then and people are fatter and greedier now. So it makes sense that the candy company would release a massive 1 pound candy bar for “families” to “share” over the holidays.

The 2,000 calorie dessert is labeled “Slice N’ Share,” but don’t let a f*cking candy bar boss you around. Just pick one up and bite right in. If you survive, you will have a story to tell your grandkids.

Oh, by the way, after eating a Snickers Slice N’ Share bar, you will no longer be able to reproduce, so you won’t have any grandkids.

via Daily Mail

  • MikeCOED Writer