The Official Checklist For Whether Or Not You Should Fight That Hobo [VIDEO]
A hobo comes up to you and wants to fight. Since you have only seconds to spare before he potentially stabs you and gives you hepatitis, it’s imperative that you size up your opponent quickly.
I think this video is a great study for when you’re outmatched.
1) Does he have nails in ears?
2) Does he ride freight trains?
3) Does his warmup fight dance seem unnervingly sexual?
4) Does he punch lamp posts?
If the answer to any of these questions is “yes”, you’re probably already f*cked. Treat him like a bear, make loud noises, hide your food, and pray that he goes away.