Agent 47 Goes Hipster Trillwave In The ‘Hitman: Absolution’ Launch Trailer [VIDEO]

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After a six year hiatus, the next installment of the Hitman series has finally arrived. Ubisoft has been pretty steady in their hype machine for the game. While the game itself still looks amazing, their presentation of it leaves something to be desired.

For a bunch of incredible assassination gameplay footage (that broadsword!), a bunch of half naked nuns ready to slaughter Agent 47, and an incredible hand-to-hand bar fight sequence, the whole ‘too for for school’ vibe it gives off with the weird, hipster music in the background and creepy lady voice-over definitely isn’t putting their best foot forward. They should stick to the blood and death.

Hitman: Absolution hits PlayStation 3, Xbox 360, and PC tomorrow. (November 20th.)

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