I love sleep. It gets me hard just thinking about crawling back into bed. But turns out that’s not what causes “morning wood.” I could explain was does cause morning wood here, but that’s the whole point of the video, so you should just watch the video.
What the video doesn’t explain is how to find a woman who’s willing to give you a tug job every time you wake up with this problem. Hopefully he’s working on that one soon.