It’s Almost Dinner Time So Here’s A 7-Foot-Long, 27-Pound, 36,720 Calorie Gummy Python

By Mike November 8, 2012 5:15 pm Posted in Food, Lifestyle, Stuff Mike g+ page

Over at Vat19, you can buy all sorts of gummy grub — 5-pound gummy bears, 2.5-foot-long gummy snakes — but their new 27-pound gummy python reaches a new level of excess. At an astonishing 36,720 calories, it makes you wonder why New York City has spent time banning 24 oz sodas when these sugar snakes can still roam the streets.

If you plan on getting one, I’d suggest instead of eating it, tie it into a gummy noose and just hang yourself from your ceiling. It’s a less painful death. And your colon will thank you. I don’t think gummy is too high in fiber.

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