Vote In The Cracked Election 2012
Everyone hates the election. Woo. President. What does that jerk do? Run the country? Whatever. You don’t want to debate with your friends over who should be the next president. You want to have real debates. Like “What’s the best Imagine Dragons album?” or “Who’s the hottest chick on ‘Glee’?” Luckily, this year Cracked has got you covered with the Cracked Election 2012.
Not content with the simple question of Obama vs. Romeny, Cracked is polling its readers in nine other, actually vital, questions. Questions like “Lights on vs. Lights off,” “Star Trek vs. Star Wars,” “Dogs vs. Cats,” “Batman vs. Superman,” “iPhone vs. Android,” “Hulk Hogan vs. Andre the Giant,” “Soda vs. Pop,” “Mortal Kombat vs. Street Fighter” and “Deep Dish vs. Thin Crust.”
Now, COED will not allow me to endorse a candidate for president. Something about “if we allow you to endorse Jill Stein we will all look like a bunch of hippie idiots.” But COED never said anything about be allowing to endorse any of Cracked’s other categories…
So here we go, my official endorsements: Lights on, Star Wars, Cats, Superman, Android, Andre the Giant, Soda, Street Fighter and Thin Crust. All you f***ing Lights-off-Star-Trek-Dogs-Barman-iPhone-Hulk-Hogan-Pop-Mortal-Kombat-Deep-Dish assholes can go to hell.
Do your Cracked voting here.