While You Spent Your Weekend Sleeping, Everyone Else Watched This Kung Fu Baby Video [VIDEO]
Two million views. That’s how many times this “Dragon Baby” video has been watched since it was posted on Friday. Yes, it has pretty sweet special effects of a kung fu fighting baby, but nothing we haven’t seen before in an E*Trade commercial.
And no, I’m not try to hate on Dragon Baby. I’m trying to hate on all special effect-enhanced babies. Baby’s suck. They lie around and do nothing, and then people add digital effects to try to make them look cool and fun. It’s a goddman baby conspiracy probably created by parents to try and con all of us logical baby haters into thinking babies aren’t the worst thing on planet Earth.
So watch Dragon Baby just like the other 2 million losers. Enjoy it if you think kung fu fighting babies are cool. But know that the real enemy isn’t some stuffed animal dragon… it’s Dragon Baby himself.
via Clip Nation