Pornkins: The Pornographic Pumpkin Carving Kit

Halloween is today which means it’s not too late to carve a pumpkin. And if you’re going to carve a pumpkin, why not make it pornographic? That’s the idea behind Pornkins, a kit with everything you need to carve a lewd jack-o’-lantern.

Unfortunately, if you don’t have Pornkins, it’s probably a bit late to order it from their website and get it in time for tonight. So for now, just carve a crude penis into your pumpkins, buy Pornkins later and save it for next year.

via Laughing Squid

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