Katy Perry turns 28 today. So I thought we’d give her a proper birthday instead of, you know, actually buying her something.
As far as I’m concerned, it’s been a good year for Katy Perry. She dumped that rat’s nest with bad teeth, mooned an entire water park, and finally convinced me that she’s got one of the best racks on the planet. Along the way, she probably picked up an award or two.
But let’s be real here–you’re not looking for some interesting information on Katy. Because if you were, you would have checked out our 20 Things You Didn’t Know About Katy Perry by now.