A sophisticated college sweatshirt sporting the name and crest of your university of choice is as old a tradition as getting drunk wearing a sophisticated college sweatshirt sporting the name and crest of your university of choice.
But let’s be honest, where did you spend the majority of your time in college? Sure, your physical body might have been on campus, but your brain was on the internet.
In truth, the internet probably completed all your reading for you by giving you summaries and Wikipedia easily wrote half your papers. In the end, you’ve learned more from the internet than Professor Whatshisname whose 9am class you never attended.
So it’s about time the internet had its own official college sweatshirt. It’s like John Belushi’s “College” sweatshirt for a modern age.
If you don’t know what John Belushi’s “College” sweatshirt is, go look it up… on the internet! See, the internet teaches you everything you need to know.
And if you want to show your real college allegiance, you can buy the sweatshirt on Etsy.