Here’s That Giant Black D*ng Halloween Costume You Were Looking For

By Mike October 23, 2012 10:10 am Posted in Stuff, WTF Mike g+ page

Some people are calling this costume offensive. And I agree. It’s definitely offensive to penises.

Seriously, whose penis looks like that? Wrinkly and with two tiny little balls and a giant saggy bottle cap head?

If I’m going to buy an inflatable penis costume, I want it to look authentic. I want it to look so authentic that someone might see me walking down the street on Halloween and say, “Hey look! There goes a giant black penis walking down the street. Hello, giant black penis! Oh! Wait! You’re not a giant black penis at all. You’re just some guy in a costume. But damn, that’s the most realistic penis costume I’ve ever seen! Kudos to you, guy in the realistic penis costume.”

That would be the best Halloween ever. And wouldn’t be offensive to anyone. It wouldn’t be offensive to me. It wouldn’t be offensive to black people. It wouldn’t even be offensive to penises!

The only people I could image finding it offensive would be people who object to male public nudity.

Which I guess is a lot of people. I retract my whole statement.

via Uproxx / source