Light Rail Fights Are So Much More Interesting When People Use Samurai Swords [VIDEO]
Don’t get me wrong, I love a good public transportation fight (couldn’t get enough of The Uppercut–which is what that video will forever be known as), but there’s definitely a recipe for what happens in nearly every single fight recorded on a cell phone.
1. The video is recorded ‘vertically.’
2. You can’t understand why the fight happened because the cameramen are always yelling “World Star”
3. “N-Bombs” explode everywhere.
4. Some homeless guy is involved.
5. The police never arrive.
As the video above will show you, a great way to break from the norm is involving some nerdy white guy with a motherf*cking samurai sword. It’s safe to say this guy has been practicing on water bottles, right?