Man Finds Car Two Years After Losing It During A Night Of Drinking

Dude, Where’s My Car? isn’t just the title of a hilarious movie; for some, it’s a lifestyle. [Image via Shutterstock.]
At least that according to this Reuters report about a man in Germany whose car finally turned up two years after he reported it missing because he was so drunk he forgot where he left it.
The car was eventually discovered a mere 2.5 miles from where the man thought it was, which will probably leave normal people wondering why he didn’t try harder to find his missing car, but will leave alcoholics wondering, Damn, how did he walk that far hammered!?
Either way, there’s an important lesson here: no matter how bad your alcohol problem may seem, there are always Germans.
via HuffPo

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