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Think about it: for years, maybe decades, people have celebrated Halloween without an official Krispy Kreme track to jam out to.

Your first reaction is probably, “Holy sh*t! How did they live like that?” And the answer would be that, truthfully, I have no idea.

Luckily, Krispy Kreme — marketing genius that he pretends not to be — has recognized the void, stepped up the plate with a brand new Halloween-themed song, and knocked it out of the park.

Featuring a spooky adventure involving Money Maker Mike, a man in a Michael Myers mask, and (spoiler alert!) James (I don’t even know who that is!), Krispy Kreme has created possibly the greatest horror film rip-off rap since DJ Jazzy Jeff & The Fresh Prince’s “A Nightmare on My Street.”

It’s more fun than a million rock-hard Sugar Daddies.

via Tastefully Offensive

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