After Seven Long Years, Porn Will Finally Be On The Xbox (Not By Microsoft’s Choice, Though)

It’s finally happened: porn will be readily available over Xbox Live. While it took over seven years (since the Xbox 360’s launch) to get us a capable web browser up to fapping standards, Microsoft has finally pulled through, installing an Xbox-friendly version of Internet Explorer onto consoles.

Quick to jump on a promotional opportunity with they see it, YouPorn, the current king of free, streaming porn, sent out the following tip in a press release announcing their arrival on Xbox 360 Dashboards worldwide:

“XBox Pro Tip: Pick up a wireless USB keyboard to make your XBox Internet Explorer porn browsing experiencing even better. Just plug the Wireless USB adapter into one of the USB ports on your XBox and boom, instant XBox keyboard. Trust me, it’s a hell of alot easier than typing with your controller… and as we all know, the faster you can get to your precious porn, the better.”

Kotaku then decided to ask Microsoft themselves about the arrival of free-to-stream pornography on their flagship piece of hardware. Their reply:

“To be clear, we are adding Internet Explorer to Xbox Live, not specific adult content providers like YouPorn or any other specific website content. Additionally, we give members and parents the option to turn this feature on or off for their accounts. Access to Internet Explorer for all Child accounts is blocked by default.”

So, all you guys jumping up and down ready to blast your favorite porn star’s moans through your speakers while you massacre a bunch of noobs in Black Ops 2 next month, TURN OFF THE CHILD LOCK. Regardless, the ridiculous potential for trolling every kind of multiplayer leaderboard on Xbox Live with sounds of women in erotic ecstasy could be the funniest moment in gaming this this year.

via Kotaku/image via YouPorn [NSFW]

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