Here’s The Inflatable Toupee I Pray You Never Have To Use

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Before you dismiss the inflatable toupee as being “completely f***ing retarded,” keep this in mind: there’s nothing women love more than a confident man.

And it takes a LOT of confidence to wear a blowup hairpiece out in public.

Plus, your parents weren’t keen on your alternate plan for covering up your bald spot: converting to Judaism for the yarmulkes.

Supposedly, the makers of Inflatable Toupee were selling pre-orders on their website, but as of now it’s listed simply as “Out of stock.” At a mere $4 a pop, I’m not surprised.

via Laughing Squid

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