Here’s The Inflatable Toupee I Pray You Never Have To Use
Before you dismiss the inflatable toupee as being “completely f***ing retarded,” keep this in mind: there’s nothing women love more than a confident man.
And it takes a LOT of confidence to wear a blowup hairpiece out in public.
Plus, your parents weren’t keen on your alternate plan for covering up your bald spot: converting to Judaism for the yarmulkes.
Supposedly, the makers of Inflatable Toupee were selling pre-orders on their website, but as of now it’s listed simply as “Out of stock.” At a mere $4 a pop, I’m not surprised.
via Laughing Squid