After one of the worst summer seasons in recent memory, Hollywood has a lot riding on the holiday season to save the year. If ticket sales don’t help the balance sheet, we can expect studios to follow the airline model and start charging for amenities like sitting, using the bathroom (in the bathroom), and not getting shot by a psycho.
Wonder which pretend movie will save Hollywood? Read on and find out. (Hint: It most likely will involve Jesse Eisenberg.)