How To Talk Like A (Slightly Perverted) Pirate [VIDEO]
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It turned out this grizzled old swashbuckler was as pervy as he was scurvy. Aaaargh! Still, there was something lovable about this seafaring scoundrel. Maybe it was the way he straddled the see saw?