How To Talk Like A (Slightly Perverted) Pirate [VIDEO]

By jhargrave September 22, 2012 12:00 pm Posted in funny jhargrave g+ page

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This past week brought us International Talk Like A Pirate Day. To celebrate the festivities, it seemed like a good idea to hire an actual pirate for some speaking lessons.

Seemed.

It turned out this grizzled old swashbuckler was as pervy as he was scurvy. Aaaargh! Still, there was something lovable about this seafaring scoundrel. Maybe it was the way he straddled the see saw?