Oktoberfest is set to begin this Saturday in Munich, what many would call the capital of the 16-day drinking extravaganza. During this time, Germany celebrates the three things the world fondly associates with them: beer, bratwurst, and women.
Hopefully some of you will make it out there for the real deal, but if you can’t afford a last-minute trip the good news is that there are tons of local bar specials and festivals nearby to your house.
We don’t know where you live, it’s just a guess.
Unfortunately, you won’t get the same service the beer maidens below can offer you.