Not to knock her education, but the chances of this girl knowing who Richard Nixon is are about as low as the chances that she can properly pronounce “Watergate Scandal.” Try it. See? It’d be kind of hard–especially when her class is taking valuable time out of English lessons to celebrate her birthday. Homegirl looks only slightly more happy than the kid being pulled apart by his two brothers. What brothers? Well why don’t you check out the rest of today’s Yes This Happened in the gallery below. If you don’t, the birthday girl will substitute cake for a dog named Checkers.