Ahoy there, landlubber! As ye probably have gotten wind of by now, today be “International Talk Like A Pirate Day.” In honor of this most joyous occasion, ye should be making preparations to pillage the nearest bar or liquor store for grog. What’s that? You have no wenches to share yer spoils with? Stow that gab matey! Me and me crew have got just what yer searching for… pirate booty! We’re willing to parley with ya, just set yer course for this here gallery belowdeck and drop yer anchor. Yer non-patched eye will agree that seven seas have never looked so good.