Being a Cubs fan sucks.
Sometimes it sucks two d*cks at once.
Sometimes it even deep throats.
And then security kicks this guy out for having a little fun? I have an idea, why don’t you kick the team out and find some players who can do better than fight for the basement of the NL Central.
But all in all, I’d call this a great StubHub investment from this guy. Either that or he just permanently lost his invite to use his friend’s awesome season ticket seats. Which would only serve to reenforce how little confidence he has that the Cubs will ever play a meaningful game.
[via Busted Coverage]