George Lopez is releasing a new stand-up CD — does anyone care? Reddit just released a new Subreddit for up-and-coming stand-up comics — is it a hit or miss? The new season of The Simpsons will be jam-packed with hilarious guest stars and homages to classic episodes — are you excited? And the Primetime Emmy Awards, hosted by Jimmy Kimmel, will feature a variety of comedians as presenters — who will get laughs and who will need our pity? Check it out on Today’s Comedy News! (Note: It is highly obvious that no one cares about George Lopez’s new CD. Apologies for posing the question in the first place).