Welcome to Today’s Comedy News, a regular feature here on COEDmagazine that brings you the part of comedy that generally isn’t very funny (no, not The Love Guru): News from the world of comedy. The goal of this segment is to provide a quick overview of the most important daily news from the comedy world. We’ll skim through all the boring stuff so you don’t have to. And so, let’s get right to it: What do Ron White, ABC, and Cecily Strong have in common? They’re all featured in this article.