Hopefully your memories of 2003 have reminded you that September 8th is Brooke Burke’s birthday. Yes, we’re talking about the same woman who unfortunately is now relevant only because of Dancing With The Stars. Kudos to her for staying in the spotlight so long but still… At the risk of dating myself here, let me explain something to all you youngn’s: Brooke Burke had the college dorm room poster market cornered for three years. Just check out the photo below where her chest is covered in gold glitter. Go on, I’ll wait for you here.