Can’t pull any punches with you guys, this post is all about the backsides and butts that make you stare a little bit longer than you’d originally planned. They’re called onion booties, and they’re enough to make a grown man cry. We’re hoping to give you all a little something like this each week because hey, you deserve it. Don’t think we’re up to the task? Game on. Let’s start out this awesome weekly feature with round one of the finest booties on the web.