Welcome to Today’s Comedy News, a new feature here on COEDmagazine that brings you the part of comedy that generally isn’t very funny (no, not Whitney Cummings): News from the world of comedy. The goal of this segment is to provide a quick overview of the most important daily news from the comedy world. We’ll skim through all the boring stuff so you don’t have to. And so, let’s get right to it: What do Justin Spitzer, Thomas Middleditch, Stand Up to Cancer, and Eddie Murphy have in common? They’re all featured in this article.