The Official “Rules 2 Da Game Of Hoez!!!” As Written By An Actual Pimp

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Ladies and gentlemen of COED Nation, I’ve got an important announcement. Da pimp world’s gone done changed forever because we’ve gotten our hands on the official rules to pimping… Just kidding. What really happened was some alleged pimp (Steve McDaniel) tried to outsource his game to an even stupider broad (Sandra Russell) who was arrested for drug conspiracy and prostitution. I guess she didn’t get to reading the part about not letting them no about ur plans. Likewise, it seems that neither of these guys are going to be gucci for awhile now.

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