Holy Crap: We Have a HP Pimp Your Dorm Tech Winner!

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We have a winner of the HP Pimp Your Dorm Tech giveaway! In the end, there could be only one piece of crappy tech considered way crappier than all the rest! We now can firmly say that this piece of tech is officially certified as a piece of sh*t. Mike Chu, with his entry Dinosaur Contemporaries, fought of a fierce field of crappy tech competitors to become the reigning king of awful technology.¬†Marvel in that which is Mike Chu’s piece of crappy tech.

Mr. Chu can now throw away that shoddy piece of antiquated tech because he has won an HP prize package that includes: ENVY 4 Ultrabook, 2311xi LED Monitor, X4000 Stashe Mouse, and Select 120 Backpack. Mr. Chu – consider your dorm room officially HP pimped this fall!

We also like to give a hearty shout out to the other fine runners up – who fearlessly flaunted their crappy tech to the world. Nate Reisinger exhibited a strong showing with his crappy tech entry: Stacks on Stacks:

Let’s not forget Mackenzie Lee’s submission, “Vampires Have Eaten My Computer.” Mackenzie, this is truly a superior crappy piece of tech:

COED would like to thank everyone who entered our HP Pimp Your Dorm Tech giveaway. You were brave for exhibiting your questionable excuses for technology to the world; but in the end there can only be one highlander. In honor of of our winner Mike Chu, here is that famous World Cup victory song:

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