I’m sure that I don’t need to introduce you to the adult film star Teagan Presley since traces of her are all over the internet and your keyboard. If you don’t follow Teagan on Twitter, however, you might not know that the former pirate turns 26 today. You’re also missing out on some mighty hot Twitter/Instagram pictures. As one of the hotter girls to ever enter “the j*zz biz” we thought that we’d repay the star for countless nights, days, family trips, and showers that she’s kept us company. Look, she’s even brought along a few friends for the ride!