20 Reasons Why This Week Won’t Suck [July 16--22]

You know what we could’ve done with the column this week? Just made it nothing but things about The Dark Knight Rises. Books, soundtracks, action figures, all that stuff. But what about our heavy metal thunder? Or our innovative hip-hop and rap? There’s a concert film coming out on Friday, too, and a really great Martin Scorsese movie is on Blu-Ray. There are also some films that aren’t really great, but fun to watch. Don’t forget the great American songwriter with an album coming out, either. So it seems that there’s an embarrassment of riches to keep us alive for another week. Let us share our good fortune…

Girls in Short Shorts
Emma Watson Caught Kissing Who?
American Badasses
The Curvy Carmen Ortega
Banned American Apparel Ads
History's Greatest Bros
The Very Best of Paulina Gretzky
Charlotte McKenna Melts Your Brain



















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Worst NBA Flops of the Year
Girls Washing Cars
Watch This Kid Land First Ever 1080
‘Hipster’ Bashing is Old News
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Bra-less Girls
Adriana Lima On a Beach

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