There were two major hot dog eating championships in NYC this week. Isn’t that crazy? To celebrate the July 4th holiday, both Nathan’s and Crif Dog put on two separate competitive hot dog eating contests. Hundreds and hundreds of hot dogs were eaten in a matter of minutes by roughly two dozen professional eaters. USA! USA! USA! Summer hot dog eating is as American as summer hamburger eating. (Note: Better example needed here.) Since you, our beloved readers, love both hot dogs and America, we are pleased to bring you dozens and dozens of photographs of sexy girls eating hot dogs. (Note: Hot dogs are phallic and it does slightly resemble oral sex being performed on this genre of processed meat.) Enjoy meat mastication on a bun!