12 Painfully Funny Firework MISHAPS [VIDEOS]

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 They say, “It’s all fun and games until somebody loses an eye.” Even then, it’s still sort of funny – especially if it involves fireworks and YouTube. (Disclaimer: Coed isn’t endorsing eye injuries.) Every 4th of July, you hear about some idiot who pointed a pack of Screaming Banshees  directly at their pupils while lighting the fuse. Some say this is a tragic mishap; I say it’s natural selection at it’s finest – maybe it’s time to let that bloodline go extinct?

As a 4th of July cautionary tale, here are 12 of the most painfully funny (with “funny” being subjective) firework fails – of all time!

1. Way Too Low

It appears that some fireworks went off wrong – and caused a mishap.

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2. Burn Down the Farm

Smokey the Bear says, “Only dumb asses light fireworks in the middle of a dry, grassy field.”

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3. Straight to the Face

Ha, ha, ha! It’s so funny cuz he was probably blinded!

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4. Pain Comes Quickly

Okay, here’s Darwinism’s finest hour.

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5. Too Much Magnesium 

Yes, a little too much magnesium indeed!

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6. Homemade Fireworks Fail

Rule of thumb: If a firework doesn’t go off, be sure to put it in your hand and hold it up to your face.

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7. Fireworks Factory Explosion

General credo of common sense: People in glass houses shouldn’t throw rocks, and people who own fireworks factories shouldn’t let their f-ing factories blow up.

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8. Roman Candle to the Face

This is how dinosaurs went extinct.

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9. Fireworks Out the Ass

Surely these fellas will always remember their first homosexual experience for the rest of their lives.

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10. Not Far Enough

This is how Jimmy got the nickname, “One-Eyed Jim.”

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11. Mexican Fireworks Mishap

In the face is so much funnier. Ole!

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12. Fail to the Face

Ha ha ha! He’s hurt. Ha ha ha.

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