Lindsay Lohan’s 26th Birthday: A Tribute to Her Boobs [127 PHOTOS]

Hey Lindsay Lohan  – it’s you and your marvelous boobs’ birthday! Lindsay got the party started on July 2nd, 1986. How did LiLo and her tantalizing mammaries celebrate her 26-years on the planet over the weekend? According to the US Weekly, The Parent Trap star danced up a storm with pals but kept things dry during her birthday celebration. (Is “dry” a euphemism for doing “massive amounts of coke”?) Here’s the official story of what went down at the Lohan birthday soiree:

She sat at her table close to the DJ,” a witness was quoted saying. “[Up-and-coming group] Speakerz was there and performed several songs for Lindsey. She was loving them and looked happy and carefree as she danced all around with her friends.”

Later, the star was presented with cake and Sprinkles Cupcakes, and the whole room broke out singing “Happy Birthday.”

Happy birthday Lindsay! As a celebration for all of us, here’s a massive gallery of Lindsay – along with her marvelous boobs:



    1. dailyfun says:

      these days lindsay lohan is a mess :(

      1. nycbass says:

        be nice

    2. Too bad they ain't brains

    3. Technically I think her boobs are probably only like 14 years old, but what the heck. There's only three reasons why we are even talking about her: her boobs and the fact that she's actually a pretty good actress, and we like the "train-wreck" aspect of her life. Sometimes I think half this crap is simply made up to keep her in the news ala, Brittney, Paris, Anna Nicole, etc, Can any one person really be that messed up and still have the successful career of hers? If she's really such a hot mess I hope she gets her $hit together, takes off the diapers and grows up a little. I'd certainly like to be celebrating her boobs for the next year and the year after that.

    4. Josh says:

      Lots of Boobs, lack of brains

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    5. John says:

      Her boobs are freakin nasty saggy and used up. By the time the skank hits 35 they will be down to her belly button.

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