The 68 Most Awesome Celebrity “Jessica Alba Ass Pose” Attempts of All-Time

By    May 18, 2012 2:20 pm     Posted in Features, Girls, Pics, Takeover Gallery, TMZ RSS   COED Staff g+ page

Oh you haven’t seen the “Jessica Alba Ass” pose? Well, let us educate you. In 2004 Jessica Alba was relaxing on the beach when she was photographed in a position so fantastic, so amazingly enthralling, that we felt compelled to name it after her. It’s true that her body was second-to-none, but we’ve recently noticed that there are some serious contenders to her throne. Do the starlets of today have what it takes to win this game of thrones, or are they all just left behind in her dust? Check out the photos and decide for yourself.

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    57 Responses to “The 68 Most Awesome Celebrity “Jessica Alba Ass Pose” Attempts of All-Time”
    1. ragu4u says:

      Pic #24….Is he on his way in or out?

    2. blue says:

      7 was the best ass on the list. There was only like 3 nice asses other than 7, most of the chicks are fucking stick skinny and have no ass at all.

    3. ppp says:

      64 looks like a man's ass…

    4. wakeup ppl says:

      none of these bitches even have an ass wtf

    5. zezo says:

      who is # 69??

    6. Guest says:

      Nothing's better than the original.

    7. agent v says:

      wait a minute… wtf is going on in this pic?

    8. styymy says:

      Can we find someone with some actually booty?

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    10. CcC says:

      most these girls got they bikini's lookin cold and homeless, lol. no booty at all on most these chicks! i'm a female and i'm not gay, but if imma waste time lookin at a girls ass i would at least want to be envious. not happening with these skinny girls.

    11. pesky says:

      Women are biologically designed to be taken from behind so they cannot bite the male during copulation

    12. Teeg says:

      I couldn't finish the slideshow. Did they eventually show any celebrities?

    13. Teeth says:

      Wait. This is Coed Magazine… Lets get some male ass up here! I wanna see Chris Evans flaunting that tight bottom of his!!!!!!!!!

      And if possible, Bruce Campbell. These chicks look like crickets.

    14. anon says:

      Ewww. Now my room smells like skanky, skinny, d-list ASS!

    15. linda says:

      some look like they have man parts too, gross

    16. jonap says:

      who the he!! likes a big azz anyways…just because there are so many fat azzes out there, the trend had nowhere else to go! hah! more azz = more smell, more sh!t to hold…get a life, fat azzes!!!!

      • jankantius says:

        Only ever had one woman whose ass I could smell when going down… That's out of about 50 + She was also the only woman who had streaks in her undies. I never did because I wash or wet wipe every time… and apparently so did most of my friends.

    17. nihthuntr says:

      DARN guess I will just have to go Carp fishin to see some Jaws like them

    18. Biggs says:

      Wasted alot of time looking at skinny ass shots, was sorely disappointed….Now, I need to go cleanse myself of this horrible view and look at some Pinky….

    19. 天使さん says:

      いいおケツ

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