15 Guidelines For A Smoker To Live By

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As with all things in life, there are universal courtesies that people expect each other to do. The same goes with the etiquette of smoking weed/participating in the cypher. Here you’ll find 15 definitive rules that make up a gentlemanly smoker–aka Good Guy Greg (you do know that he’s smoking in those meme photos, right?)

Number 1: When smoking a joint or blunt, the person who rolls the joint (no matter whose weed it is) gets to spark up the joint and get first hit.

Number 2: If someone rolls a nice joint, it’s good to give the person a compliment on their rolling skills.

Number 3: If someone who’s smoked asks for a sip of your soda, you must give him some.

Number 4: If you ask for a sip, don’t take a large gulp.

Number 5: Never put your whole mouth on the blunt or joint. It gets wet and disgusting.

Number 6: If you are smoking a piece, always clear the chamber.

Number 7: DON’T WASTE WEED.

Number 8: Don’t pocket someones lighter. It will inevitably happen, but don’t purposely snake another lighter.

Number 9: If someone smokes you up, you must smoke them up at a future time.

Number 10: It is not cool to criticize other people’s weed in front of them.

Number 11:  Thou shalt not turn down a smoke. Ever!

Number 12: Always pass the joint or the piece to the left. Musical Youth’s immortal lyric goes, “Pass the dutchie on the left-hand side”.

Number 13: Never pass someone a spliff (which mixes weed and tobacco) without first letting them know that there is tobacco in it.

Number 14: Don’t spill bong water. It’s just gross.

Number 15: Puff. Puff. Pass. ‘Nuff said!

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