11 Reasons Why Moms Should Not Be Able To Text

The problem with adults and new technology is that they actually try to use it. Of all the examples that come to mind, texting is probably the one that’s best left to the youngn’s. Just take these text messages from Mom, for example. She just doesn’t understand that an “alien smile” is, in fact, a penis. Nor does she understand that poop isn’t a chocolate kiss. Like our friends from Virgin Mobile Live say, “Mom may not the best when it comes to texting, but she’s always good for a laugh.” Appreciate your mom this weekend by checking out some of the worst text messages she hasn’t sent you below. [lead image via cyphix-photo / Shutterstock]







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